♪ Oompa-Loompa, doompety-doo ♪ ♪ Trapped in a gumball At least it's not you ♪ ♪ Oompa-Loompa, doompety-dee ♪ ♪ This is the deal Just listen to me ♪

[magical chiming]

[quirky music playing]

[Willy Wonka] Good morning, dreamers. There's something special in the kitchen to give you a whole wide world's worth of strength today. Bon appétit.

[man] What? "Breakfast from around the world."

[man] Oh, awesome.

[woman] Yay, something nice. The international breakfast represents a variety of countries.

[man] Mmm, that looks good. They're pancakes from Sweden.

[man 2] Little Swiss pancake.

[woman] Was it Swiss?

[record scratches]

[laughing] I don't think that was the Swiss flag. I don't know.

[bell dings]

[woman 2] Oh my God, I love this. We've got croissants, we've got cannolis, we've got dumplings, we've got my personal favorite, mango sticky rice with some lychee next to it. Thank you Wonka and Oompa-Loompas. It really is a little mini tour around the world. And I'm now panicking. Now I'm wondering if we're doing some type of geography trivia, 'cause I know nothing about geography, but he is a wizard. I think I'm just gonna sit down and have a good breakfast, and maybe today, food is just food.

[Willy Wonka] My Oompa-Loompas have laid out four delectable TV dinners.

[woman] Holy schmoley.

[Willy Wonka] Choose wisely, because remember, you are what you eat.

[man] 1% club. Okay, so you think it has something to do with math.

[man 2] Maybe the sandwiches?

Mmm! What is one per… I have all these things in the sandwich. What is 1% of the club sandwich?

[chuckling]

So if there's that many breads…

I think we're thinking too hard.

Girl, I think… No!

The 1% of the sandwich.

[man] Okay. Wonka is literally testing me to the limits right now. He's playing such insane mind games. I can't keep up.

[crunching] And we don't know what these things mean. So I decided, okay, let me take my resources and figure out math, 'cause if it's math, I need to figure it out. Austin!

Yeah?

Can I pull you for a chat?

Yeah, what's up?

Okay, rumor is you're good at math.

Decent.

Decent?

Yeah.

So I need help with math. Okay, what's your problem? I need to learn right now in the next hour.

Oh, you need to learn math in an hour.

Yeah. Do you know how to take 1% of something?

No.

Okay. So you just go and move the decimal over two places. So if it's like… Math, math, math, math, math. Okay, so let me tell you about Austin. At first, I was like, wow, he's a good-looking guy. Yeah, 100%. Like, Wonka gave me such a great piece of chocolate to look at.

[Austin] Math, math, math, math.

Oh, wow.

[Austin] Math, math, math.

Yeah. And then I was like, oh, he's got a personality. Anyone getting hot in here? No, just me? Okay.

[Austin] What's the name?

[laughing] If Wonka were to turn you into a candy, what do we think everyone would turn into? Let's start with Tatum.

[people chuckling]

Super soft from the outside.

[man] Yes, for sure.

Super soft from the outside.

Feminine.

Super sweet though.

[woman] Girly.

Super sweet. Maybe like a heart gummy. Like something that's, like, feminine. It's cute.

[Tatum] Everyone is being so nice right now, so I hope that it means that they trust me. I'm quickly learning that I need to make friends in this house and build alliances. What do we think for Sasha? It's the edible grass.

It's…

[woman] Sweet and sassy.

100% the edible grass.

[chuckling] Sass and spunk. You're funny, but also you're, like, a very real person.

Oh.

Ava is playing the game. She is playing the game. Don't let her fool you.

She's a very good sweet talker.

Mmhmm. What do we think for Marcy?

[man] She's sweet. She's always giggling.

Yes.

Always… Something's always funny.

Humming. Oh, she's… she's taffy.

[man] Oh, that's good.

[Tatum] Easy.

[woman] Taffy.

[Tatum] She is taffy. Marcy has come in, and people just have gravitated towards her and truly love her. I think everybody has been playing nice, but that is going to change very quickly.

[Willy Wonka] It's time for the games to begin. There are so many games that Wonka has set up for us. It's definitely taking me back. And I'm going straight to cornhole.

Do you wanna battle?

Yeah, you throw.

Okay, come on.

I'll go first. Back home, we always play cornhole in my brother's backyard. Are you the referee?

We have to go one by one.

Perfect. Cornhole is awesome. I grew up playing it, so I'm good at it. I'm pretty good at it. Uh-oh. I'm rusty. Get it?

[cheerful music playing]

[man] Ooh!

I'm ready to take these guys on.

Yes!

[man 2 chuckles] It's nice to have some harmless competitive fun. No one's worried about getting terminated. But even though we're all friends, I'm a competitor. And I won't quit until I win.

[music ends]

[all laughing] This is what I was actually expecting when I got that Golden Ticket.

Tag! [laughs]

[man] Aah!

This is so much fun.

[woman] Try to catch up! It is such a great feeling that all of us get to have fun in the factory today.

[man 2] Impeccable form. We got food. We got games. We got fun.

[lively orchestral music playing]

[all exclaiming] We are getting taught the original 1971 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Oompa-Loompa dance.

["Oompa-Loompa" playing] Like, hands down, this is the best day of my life.

[music continues] ♪ Oompa-Loompa, doompety-doo ♪ ♪ Trapped in a gumball At least it's not you ♪ ♪ Oompa-Loompa, doompety-dee ♪ ♪ This is the deal Just listen to me ♪

[intriguing music playing]

[Austin] All right, so you start with your left foot forward.

Left foot?

You just go front and back. Loosen up the hips a little bit. This is a rugby stretch, so it's a dynamic stretch. I'm getting a workout in right now, getting some stretching going on and just being ready for whatever's coming. And then just work farther to your left. And you should feel that in your piriformis.

[woman] That's a fun word.

[Austin] Piriformis?

Yeah.

[Austin] Which is like your butt cheek.

[laughing]

[Austin] All right, now find something… Everyone, grab one of these. Put that ankle up. Put one foot up. And then just sit your whole shinbone onto the thing in front of you. You can also use the bed fine as well.

[tranquil music playing] Like this. And then just sit down into it. Yeah, that's good. You should feel that in the outside of your butt cheek. All right.

Good job, guys.

I'll see you here tomorrow.

[woman] "The good thing about food is you don't just eat it." "You can play with it too." "Just for fun and to mellow out, some marshmallow games." "Get into pairs, stack them as high as you can, stuff as many in your mouth, and try to say Oompa-Loompa."

[all laughing]

[man] Let the games begin, baby.

[muffled] Oompa-Loompa. Game number two, Oompa-Loompa. Very easy. You put a marshmallow in your mouth and then say…

[muffled] OompaLoompa.

[man 2] Are we counting that? And you do that over and over until you can't say Oompa-Loompa anymore.

[muffled] Oompa-Loompa.

[all laughing]

Oh my God.

[muffled] OompaLoompa.

[all laughing]

[man 3] There's no technique to this. It's whoever's got the biggest mouth, you're gonna win.

[woman] I don't want you to choke.

OompaLoompa.

[woman] Okay.

[laughing]

[man] Let's go, baby! Since the beginning, Austin has been waiting for an eating challenge, so he might have this one in the bag. Stuff your mouth, boy.

OompaLoompa.

[man] Nineteen, come on! One more. Keep going. Don't even stop.

OompaLoompa.

See 20. Come on, keep going.

[man 4] World record.

Oh my God. He's still got room. Uh-oh.

OompaLoompa.

[man] Let's go! Twentyone!

[man 2] Does that count?

[muffled] OompaLoompa.

[man] Let's go!

[people applaud]

Twentytwo.