Harry: Did I say that? I have no idea. Red flag.

[laughing] 

Stevan: That is a red flag.

Harry: Unless I said it, then it's green.

[laughs]

[mellow music plays]

Elys: Hi, I'm Elys.

Alara: I'm Alara.

Jess: I'm Jess.

Micah: And I'm Micah.

Harry: I'm Harry Jowsey.

Stevan: Stevan Ditter. 

Elys: And today…

Alara: We're playing what is our red flags and…

Elys: …green flags… …in a relationship? So let's go. 

[CLIP] Kariselle: I think that is such a green flag. 

Micah: I think yoga's a workout. I think walking down the street's a workout. 

Alara: No! That is bye-bye. [laughs] I cannot see a guy just doing doggy-style on a mat. 

[CLIP] Bryton: Yoga's not a workout. Don't let that **** lie.

[CLIP] Dominique: Oh my I can't stand you!

[CLIP] Bryton: Yo, okay, Pila-

Jess: As a man? No. No.

[buzzer sounds] 

Jess: I like mine to be able to snap me in half.

[laughs]

[CLIP] Bryton: Do you see bodybuilders doing yoga?

Stevan: Hot yoga?

Harry: Ah.

[chimes]

Stevan: Hot yoga. 

Harry: It-- It is hot too.

Stevan: I like Pilates. At least it's-

Harry: Pilates is sick. Don't you talk **** about Pilates. 

[CLIP] Bryton: Pilates is a workout. 

Stevan: He's just there to pick up girls.

Harry: I am.

[laughs]

[CLIP] Bryton: Yoga's yoga. Working out is working out.

[CLIP] Dominique: Oh my.

Jess: Oh my God.

Micah: Oh.

[buzzer sounds]

Micah: [exhales] Wave that thing.

Harry: That's a great Green flag.

Stevan: That's a good one. Green flag Good for her for being mature enough to be ready.

Harry: And know that we're the guys for it.

[chimes]

[CLIP] Kariselle: I'm trying to get knocked up tomorrow. 

Alara: I like that. When a man says that, I'm like, "Give me your kids now."

Elys: It's a red flag, Alara.

Alara: No, it's not. He wants to make me pregnant.

Elys: It's too quick. 

Alara: But what if he's, like, the one and you fall in love?

[music slows]

Elys: No. 

Alara: Cause you're not gonna do it. It's just him saying it.

Elys: For me, that's a red flag.

Alara: Let's agree to disagree. 

[CLIP] Kariselle: What if I was like, "I want you to **** me?" 

[CLIP] Dom: An instant kind of dealbreaker or red flag.

[CLIP] Harry: She came on my podcast.

[record scratches]

[laughing]

[alarm wailing] 

Elys: Give me a bigger flag! 

[CLIP] Izzy: Red flag, red flag! All red flag! 

Jess: What kind of podcast is it? What is he talking about? Is it something of substance and value, or is he talking to hear himself speak?

[chimes]

[buzzer sounds] 

Harry: Explain your reasons, brother.

Stevan: Look at you.

[Harry laughs] 

Stevan: You are a walking red flag and you have a podcast.

Harry: But we're learning. We're learning to do this-

Stevan: Your podcast is about doing better.

Harry: Exactly. So…

Stevan: I'll give you half and half. He knows he's a red flag, so he's working on becoming a green flag. 

Alara: I would like my man to have a podcast because he's explaining his feelings, and then I get to know. 'Cause men don't share their feelings.

[CLIP] Harry: Don't judge me for my previous red flags.

[CLIP] Tolú: Okay, yes.

[mellow music plays]

[buzzer sounds]

Alara: Oh hell no!

Elys: Red flag!

[buzzer sounds]

Stevan: I don't like exes. 

Harry: Why would you need to be friends with your ex? I got enough friends for all of us.

[CLIP] Holly: Red flag.

Micah: No, you have enough friends. You don't need that one too.

Jess: You have enough friends. Yeah.

[CLIP] Francesca: We're just friends. Like-

[CLIP] Abbey: That's just to me not a great sign.

[loud blinking] 

[CLIP] Stevan: I love sucking toes. I don't know. [laughs]

[chiming]

Stevan: I got him into it.

Harry: I know who said that. Yeah. 

[CLIP] Chloe: I knew you were wild, but I didn't know you were that wild. [laughs] 

Alara: That's a yes! [laughs] Give me yours! No, I'm joking. [laughs] 

Elys: Oh my God. 

[CLIP] Joey: What is my mother gonna say? 

[CLIP] Georgia: "You found the one." That's what she's gonna say. 

Micah: Do your thing. I don't think it's either. 

Jess: I don’t know. If they're being public about it, red flag. If it's like a private conversation or just letting you know, then green flag.

Micah: Agreed.

[CLIP] Stevan: I'm not just out here looking for toes. I promise.

Elys: Ew. That's disgusting.

[buzzer sounds]

[laughing]

[CLIP] Nigel: I'm a red flag.

[mellow music plays]

[chimes]

Elys: Green flag. I get very drunk often.

Alara: Yeah, and it shows that they care.

Micah: Oh my gosh.

[chimes]

Jess: Please. Do you wanna come with me? Like…

[laughs]

[CLIP] Diamond: I'm gonna have to watch you.

[CLIP] Bartise: Oh yeah, please do.

[chuckles]

[CLIP] Bartise: Please do. Keep a close eye. 

Stevan: He has my location. I give it to anybody. I don't give a ****.

Harry: Yeah. Mutual's green. Yeah. If it's just mine, that's a red flag.

Stevan: Yeah, no.

Harry: You're projecting.

[CLIP] Kariselle: I'm right here.

[CLIP] Joey: Where are you? Wait, talk!

[CLIP] Kariselle: [laughs] I'm talking.

[CLIP] Joey: Which way?

Harry: Did I say that? I have no idea. Red flag.

[laughing]

Stevan: That is a red flag.

Harry: Unless I said it, then it's green.

[laughs]

Harry: That's a red flag. I've never said that in my life.

Elys: Must be a catch. No, red flag.

[laughs]

Micah: That's not good.

Jess: No, that's so narcissistic. Like, ew. 

[CLIP] Francesca: As long as someone's obsessed with me, that's all I need. 

[CLIP] Alara: We wanna know about the red flags.

[CLIP] Damian: The open relationship. [chuckles]

[CLIP] Chloe: No.

Elys: No.

[buzzer sounds] 

Stevan: I've been offered one. It scares me.

Micah: No, thanks. I can't share. 

[CLIP] Chloe: I would get so ******* protective over someone else.

Elys: I'm way too selfish.

Alara: Don't come near me. 

[CLIP] Abbey: I don't think anyone in the house said yes to that. 

Micah: I don't think it's a red flag. I just think it's unattractive.

Jess: It's kind of an ick.

Micah: Yeah, it's gross.

Elys: Eh.

[buzzer sounds] 

Elys: Red. Alara, what are you doing?

[chimes]

Alara: Just a little bit.

[gasps]

Alara: Sometimes. Not all the time.

[laughs]

Elys: No way.

[CLIP] Ines: I don't even do baby talk with babies. 

Harry: Yeah, that--

[chimes]

Harry: Whoa! What?

Stevan: Dude, that's adorable.

Harry: It is disgusting.

[laughs]

[mumbles]

[CLIP] Chloe: Romance is dead. 

[CLIP] Mitchell: Baby talk should be dead, but we'll revisit that.

[baby gurgles] 

Jess: Baby talk how? What are they saying? Like, "Oh, my baby. My little princess."? 

Micah: Oh, that's kind of cute. I'm the baby or they're the baby?

Jess: No, we're the baby.

Micah: Mm.

[chimes]

[CLIP] Kariselle: I agree. I do. 

Elys: I've got a Finsta. It's hilarious.

Alara: I like that.

Elys: Green flag, yeah.

Harry: That's a green flag. [laughs]

Stevan: Green flag for sure.

Micah: That's good.

[chimes]

[CLIP] Harry: There's a lot of green flags.

[CLIP] Jess: Yeah. 

Jess: I mean, I'd prefer them to not have social media at all, but a private Instagram… 

Micah: You shouldn't have an Instagram or anything. 

Jess: Or any followers.

Micah: There should be one. It's me.

Jess: Yeah.

[laughs] 

Jess: It's me.

[laughing]